i'm not ignoring you I'm avoiding everyone equally Hoodie | Funny Introvert Quote
S / Navy
$33.70
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Soft, roomy hoodie with a small, deadpan center-front print that reads: “i’m not ignoring you / i’m avoiding everyone equally.” It settles into the kind of quiet humor that fits late-night walks, solo coffee runs, and couch days with a good book. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend holds shape and print while staying warm without feeling bulky. Double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a neat finish; the kangaroo pocket keeps hands cozy. Wear it when you want to stay low-key, ironic, and comfortable — the sort of piece that says your boundaries without shouting them.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and adjustable fit
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG-ready printing and optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
i'm not ignoring you I'm avoiding everyone equally Hoodie | Funny Introvert Quote
$33.70